mirror, mirror.
We saw Ninja Assassin tonight. More like Ninja Ass. Since when do ninjas whisper to each other when attacking someone? I thought they were supposed to be quiet and silent killers. They contradicted themselves so many times in that movie. The main guy was a part of the Ozunu clan. But, the main character lady kept saying Izunu. The sound EEEE and OHHH sound very different.
Stephen and I were joking that if the ninjas were gay, when they had their silent conversations and whisperings before killing someone, they could say things like "omg he is so not wearing that. Does he realize that makes his ass look fat?" Now say this line while whispering and speaking very fast. Yup, Stephen and I were being 10 years old and laughing our butts off.
There were so many bad one liners the MST3K people would have killed. One like "Did you like it when I stuck her?"
You are asking for it when you put that in a movie and during a "serious" scene.
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